If you’ve been wondering about your future, we’ve got news for you! The Crystal Ball of Metal has finally arrived! But before we start with your horoscopes, we’d like you to meet your fortuneteller, Dr. Bedlam Havoc. That’s right! Dr. Bedlam Havoc! Isn’t that awesome?
Chris: “Dr. Bedlam Havoc, would you like to say anything to your fans out there?”
Dr. Bedlam Havoc: “Nope.”
Chris: “Ewkay then… let’s move on…”
Dr. Bedlam Havoc: “Chris… um, where’s the bathroom?”
Chris: “Doctor! We’re on air!”
Dr. Bedlam Havoc: “I know, that’s why I prefer to fart alone… in the bathroom… where there’s no one watching me… thank god they can’t smell it!”
Horoscopes (October 2012)