Do you have post-moshpit Metallosis?
Jun 22nd 2013 Patrick Saad What do you think?

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I was reading a medical article the other day when I stumbled upon the term ‘Metallosis‘ (=> the putative medical condition involving deposition and build-up of metal debris in the soft tissues of the body), so I thought it would be fun to compare Medical Metallosis to Metallosis which I define as the symptoms of being a Metalhead post-Moshpit.

Here are the symptoms of the Medical Metallosis from Wikipedia, I underlined the similarities with a Metalhead post-moshpit!

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1Confusion وأير وين ختفى بوطي؟

2- Feelings of malaise !مان كتير عجقة رح إختنق بدي اوكسيجين

3- Gastrointestinal problems

4- Emotional disturbance هيداك قرطني دفشي طيرني، لا ني* عرضو هلأ بتشوف

5- Recurring infections

6-Dizziness والله مش قاشع قدامي

7- Headaches O.o بطل عندي راس عالهيدبانج

8- Problems in the nervous system (feelings of burning, tingling, or numbness of the extremities)

9- Cobalt poisoning (skin rashes, cardiomyopathy, problems with hearing, sight or cognition, tremors, and hypothyroidism) –  مش سامع غير ززززززززززززززز

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  • Final test results

Similarities: 6 / 9 (66.6%)

Conclusion: Moshpits have a high chance of causing Metallosis.

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